Sunday, May 25, 2014

The New Vegas Attire

It's been four years since I was last in Las Vegas. Things have changed. There are new buildings, new slot machines, traffic is worse and more people are flocking to this very fun town than ever before.  But there is one change I didn't expect: ladies attire.

Imagine a prostitute. Imagine the provocative clothing she might wear on a street corner. Then, imagine that as a conservative outfit for today's Las Vegas woman. What appears to be in is wearing a revealing, much-to-small, barely concealing (if at all) swimsuit with an optional coverup. Coverup being a misnomer on account of most of the coverups I've seen are designed more to accentuate than cover up. 

Also...THERE IS NO BEACH!  What are these people dressing in swim attire for?  I do not know. Wait, did I mention the shoes?  Picture high heels. Picture really high heels.  Picture platform super high heels...with bathing suits.  Picture them in the middle of the day with no pool or beach in sight.  If the word, "outrageous" comes to mind, I'm right there with you. 

Oh, and imagine these ladies that choose to exhibit this new style, are largely of the type who shouldn't be wearing that type of clothing on account of their weight.  Not all of them, but far more than enough. 

It's interesting times here in Las Vegas. 

The Big Boy Update:  He's still the boss. My daughter will and can fight back, but he is still the driving force and dominator when it comes to our two children. 

The Tiny Girl Chronicles:  She defers. She is agreeable. She likes to help. She is nice to you, even when you' ex upset her.  She's my very friendly little girl. 

Fitness Update:  We hiked up Red Rock Canyon today with our friends. It was a great tour and we were all amazed at how secure and stable sandstone was to hike on. It was nice getting away from the Las Vegas strip to do something other than gambling and eating for part of the day. 


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